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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 08/10/2014 at 01:07 • Filed to: Land down under

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I was gonna take a selfie, but then I noticed I was being watched.

Dusty Ventures > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:08

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"I was gonna take a selfie, but then I noticed I was being watched. So I took it anyway."

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:10

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"Bro, look out for the lawn mower!"

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/10/2014 at 01:12

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yo, I just turned around, and like, the wheels were turned toward me.

Fuck dude, that's heavy.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:15

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"so, I heard some people say they saw you around town in a skank Cadillac? Hmmmm? DOOON'T say a word. You can sleep on the couch tonight but you better leave in the morning. I hope that Cadillac can clean you underwear as good as I did!"

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:16

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It actually looks like it's yelling. It has eyes with the white part and the retina in the middle, and a mouth w/ top and bottom teeth. It's not a 2002, or XTS, or Hyundai/Honda, so what is it?

Cherry_man1 > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:16

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The Mower is just a Ruse the real threat is Slenderman. Hes driving the car.

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:18

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inb4 "SOON"

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 08/10/2014 at 01:18

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Ulysses, bro, I'm WAY too fucked up to figure that out.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/10/2014 at 01:20

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BRZ, dawg. Jut out of frame is a lifted K5.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:24

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you cheated on that car with a sweet Caddy. Basically lol :]

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:27

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That's kinda what I thought.

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 08/10/2014 at 01:28

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No way! I don't even know this little blue number. My main squeeze is that sweet big black baby sittin in the driveway at home. Nothing will ever come between this man and his Cadillac. Nothing.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Your boy, BJR 08/10/2014 at 01:48

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"TAKE ME TO AUTOCROSS"